datacollector Junior Member Posts: 19 Joined: Aug 2004

Friday 09/10/04 8:20 AM (NEW!) I can see it now... Roses are red violets are blue watch out collectors I'll sue you too ------------------------- A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy--Publilius Syrus

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poetry is dead
The Wrench beats you .

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I can use technology
Why can't you??

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Creditwrench just got you.

Stiffler Senior Member Posts: 907 Joined: Jun 2004

Thursday 09/09/04 10:58 AM (NEW!) Did you hear about the one about the washed up old man with coke-bottle glasses who thought his life had meaning and he was gonna make a difference BEFORE turning into peat moss? Ah ha ha. Bill Ah ha ha. Did you hear the one about the washed up debt collector who thought he was gonna help all the poor debtors by fleecing them out of their money? He worked so hard they gave him a 5 year all expense paid vacation at the local iron hotel. Bauer has it all figured out on his site. Thats the joke of the day folks. Yep! And the yolk is on you, you Yegg! He has posted Todd's off colour joke as an example of how collectors work. Makes complete sense. You bet it does. I've heard some police friends of mine tell such jokes, and that must equate to them taking bribes, its only logical. I seem to remember him telling a few off colour jokes that were quickly erased for content. I actually like the one about the dog grounded to the house's phone, but Please Bill, you may be able to dance naked in front of the kids at your house, but that don't fly here. And you might be able to make dumb comments on the CI forum but they don't fly here. He had a comment hit on his site from a 'woman' he thinks will be better off having 'stumbled' apon his blog. If he wasn't a dirt salesman with a head full of samples he'd have noticed the profile of that person is not a girl and not interested in hearing his gospel. DoH! You idiot! And if you weren't a dumb debt collector with a mouth full of funny words you would notice that the real audience here are not debt collectors but consumers who owe money and might have paid you until they learned better here. If you faked an email that claimed to be from someone named "Mattie" but really was you trying to pull a fast one on the wrench it just backfired on you. You are the idiot, and the joke is on you. Everything you say can be and is being used against you in the court of public opinion. It is a battle you cannot win. Quote Originally posted by: Creditwrench I enjoy the time I spend with the kids I am sure you do Bill, I am sure that you do enjoy that time very much. ------------------------- Originally posted by: Dirty old man I enjoy the time I spend with the kids

Absolutely! And you all are the kids!!!