What debt collectors talk about
Assistant Todd
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Posted: April 07 2005 at 9:36am | IP Logged | |
At one point in the conversation we were talking about having homosexual experiences.
Him "I bet you've already slept with a man."
Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've f**ked a man."
Him "Have you ever slept with a woman who told you she couldn't naturally lubricate, that she had to use KY?">
Tucker "Well...yeah...two"
Him "Uh-huh."
Tucker "Stacey was one, I went to college with her. And she was like 17 when we f**ked."
Him " What about the other one?"
Him "What did she do?"
Tucker "She was a stripper."
Him "Did she have fake tits?"
Tucker "Yes. But it was...she had a pussy. IT FELT LIKE A PUSSY."
Him "Surgery is amazing these days. She probably even had a clit.”>
<>Tucker "But she was soft. Her skin I mean. She felt like a girl."
Him "You're smart. You know what large amounts of estrogen do to the male body, don't you?"
Tucker “But what about her voice? She didn’t sound like those trannies on Springer.”
Him “Estrogen. And maybe even vocal chord surgery.”
Him “She gave great head, didn’t she?”
Tucker “She was a stripper! They give head for a living!”>
Him "Was she tall? Taller than you?”
Tucker "Yeah, but I’ve dated lots of girls who were taller than me.”
Him "But I bet none of them had hands as big as hers."
Him "Did you have anal sex with her?"
Tucker "Yeah."
Him "You ever had anal sex with other girls?"
Tucker "Yeah."
Him "Felt a little different with her, didn't it?
Him "I think you did."
Tucker " I DID NOT f**k A FAKE WOMAN!"
I could not sleep or function for the next two days, as I went over every detail I could remember about this "girl." The way she smelled, her touch, her appearance, everything. And it was a nice strip club where I met her, Rachel's in West Palm Beach.
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He went on to explain that some transsexuals will go to the bathroom before sex, and put the KY in without even telling the guy. Others don't even have fake breasts, because the elevated estrogen levels can give them B cups. He said she might not have been the only one.