Monday, May 09, 2005

Bully Pulpit????

ROLLING ON FLOOR
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

You also have a right to be dumb, to be dense, to be ignorant, to be stupid and you are most assuredly abusing all of those rights.

You are way, way, way beyond borderline delusional. You have some wild idea that you are going to affect me in any way. You imagine somehow that you are going to prevent masses of people buying from me but the truth of the matter is that the majority of people who frequent these forums have no intention of buying anything from anybody else posting on these forums.

Same with the message boards for the most part. If I had to depend on what few who do or have bought as a result of posting in these forums I would not even be able to afford that busted up old trailer you have attempted to depict me living in.

You have absolutely no possible way to have any impact at all on my target audience, no way at all to influence those who attend my seminars, no way to have any effect whatsoever on me or my marketing. You are totally powerless and you always will be.

Bully Pulput? Before you can preach you got to get somebody to listen to you and nobody listens to some fool ranting away about his blog and some website he hopes to put up someday. You can have absolutely no effect on the traffic to my websites or my blogs for the simple reason that you don't even know how to manage them to get any traffic. You don't know how to program them nor get them any attention from the search engines.

You spammed 120,000 newsgroups and now have only about 2 or 3 real listings anywhere and your spam is slowly getting purged from the engines. That trick got you almost totally banned from the search engines and you won't get back in them anytime soon.

Bully pulpit? Naw pal. All you are doing is wasting your time and effort chasing me around and I just reply to your potty crap often enough to keep you hollering and out of my hair while I do my work. I do get a charge out of your frothing at the mouth however so go ahead and get up on that pulpit and keep on hollering. You are even kind of funny some of the time.

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Message 3 in Discussion
From: Cartman

I am using my first amendment rights on a public forum as my Bully Pulpit.


And the more outlandish your claims the less people pay any attention to you.

So bray away.